Light of the World: Apple USB-Ethernet Adapter Drivers for Windows 7 64-bit [UPDATED x2]

Through a series of incredibly unbelievable events I ended up needing to use an Apple USB-Ethernet adapter on this fully loaded Alienware M17X laptop running Windows 7 64-bit. The rest of you will probably be approaching this from the much more believable

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